anisethesia 

An essential-oils-based "knock-out gas" made from aromatic herbal-extracts, and used to render patients unconscious prior to surgery.

I try to stay out of the hospital at all costs, anyway, but if I ever did need to undergo major surgery, I would rather get "put under" by a natural-plant anisethesia rather than any of those highly-dangerous synthetic-gas cocktails administered by mainstream medicine.

anisethesia by QuacksO November 21, 2019

agnosthesia 

The state of not knowing how you really feel about something, which forces you to sift through clues hidden in your behaviour, as if you were some other person noticing a twist of acid in your voice, an obscene amount of effort put into something trifling, or a inexplicable weight on your shoulders that makes it difficult to get of bed.

In order to find out if he really has feelings, he does and analyze things about him when he is around her because of agnosthesia.

agnosthesia by Tmandurand March 1, 2022

anesthesioligized 

To be under anesthesia

So the doctor anesthesioligized me for my colonoscopy.

anesthesioligized by nicholi wilsoni November 6, 2009

anesthesiologist 

The incompetent doctor trading stocks and drinking coffee in the lounge while nurse anesthetists do all of the actual patient care. The worse doctors and the best nurses go in to anesthesia.

Has anyone seen the anesthesiologist? No on has. He’s asleep in the lounge.

anesthesiologist by BoneSurgeon July 4, 2019

anusthesia 

A pain reliever for hemmorrhoids.

What do you do if you think you have hemorrhoids? If I were you I'd go to the drugstore and get an anusthesia.

anusthesia by Spinroyd July 16, 2014

Anusthesia 

When you're asshole is fucked so bad that you can't feel anything anymore.

1: Bitch gotta fine ass.
2: Nigga imma give her anusthesia!

Anusthesia by Who's your Ciggar Daddy? August 17, 2016

Physician Anesthesiologist 

An overpaid medical personnel trained in the art of solitaire, day trading, and autographing CRNA anesthesia plans. They specialize in job creation such as the anesthesiologist assistant, a position that provides them endless job security.

They proudly promote the mystic math of their members only club and substitute reality for their own.

Next time you are on your way to surgery, wave at the physician anesthesiologist in his office as the CRNA begins to administer the anesthesia.

Physician Anesthesiologist by GeoChris March 14, 2019