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Amazonesia

Very short term memory loss experienced when a package is delivered to you.

When an Amazon package arrives and you can’t remember what you ordered.
I had Amazonesia until I opened the box and saw what I ordered.

I have so many packages delivered I get amazoneisa.
by Dar75 June 22, 2025
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Amazonesia

Very short term memory loss experienced when a package is delivered to you.

When an Amazon package arrives and you can’t remember what you ordered.
I had Amazonesia until I opened the box and saw what I ordered.

I have so many packages delivered I get amazoneisa.
by Dar75 June 22, 2025
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Amazone'ing

Surfing Amazon for miscellaneous items work no real intent on purchase or productivity.
I wasted 3 hours amazone'ing and only managed to watch a prime show and update my wish list.
by Pserchi March 10, 2015
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amazoned

Person1: Hey Nice shoes, where did you buy them? Person2: Thanks , i amazoned them last week.
by KoroOW February 7, 2018
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amazoned

converted to automation.
Jobs in rural areas have started to be amazoned, so there are fewer jobs for people.
by smjgJsbjgsm May 17, 2019
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Amazoned

Amazon employees getting burnt out, frustrated and fucked up by Besos and his stupid dream.
Dude I was on on-call duty this week fucking 8 pages within one night!! Amazoned the shit out of me!
by dungeeee December 14, 2020
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amazonshotgf

a very sexy girl who loves freya
I love Freya so much I think I'm amazonshotgf !
by SayoriStay March 23, 2022
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