amateur porn

The opposite of professional porn. Amateur porn is often recorded not with a professional cameraman and equipment, but self-camera or phones. It can be either two or more people fucking each other, or just a girl having fun with her sex toys. Examples can be found at GoneWild.Life or similar sites.

Amateur porn is better than professional porn as it shows how sex is in reality.

amateur porn by Doitnowornot October 9, 2018

Oreo amateur 

A person who doesn't know that Oreo cookies are made for milk and best when dunked in milk.

Foreigner: "Hold on I'll be right back." (comes back with Oreos and a glass of milk)

Duder: "Oh sweet dude, Oreos! Love them shits."

Foreigner: "Me too." (eats one Oreo then drinks milk)

Duder: "What the fuck are you doing? Dude you have to dunk them shits in there and let it get a little soggy."

Foreigner: (Dunks Oreo then takes a bite) "WOW! That is amazing. Nobody does that in my home country. Thanks doggy!"

Duder: "Good think I came along, otherwise you'd be an Oreo amateur all your life."

Oreo amateur by westfalia December 18, 2009

Amateuristic 

the characteristics of being a complete amateur at a task.

How Amateuristic

Amateuristic by SirDrez January 20, 2011

Amateur

Someone who has done something one time before, defines itself as an expert on the topic.

John: Got laid?
Nick: Yeah.
John: Satisfaction granted?
Nick: Hell yeah, going like a pro like always!!
John: Yeha, like a grand master...
Nick: I'm no amateur.

Amateur by bongholmes September 21, 2012

Amateurstitute 

Having all of the properties of a prostitute except receiving no pay for their services. Thus retaining their status to compete in the slut Olympics. Their passion for their sport and disregard for monetary gains or personal health are an inspiration to aspiring whores and preteen make-out bandits everywhere.

example 1
guy 1: dude, that must have been one expensive night.

guy 2: No, that girl wasn't pro, she's still an amateurstitute. Only cost me a cab ride home and most of my dignity...

example 2

guy to locker room: Man, there was no distinguishing that amateurstitute from an "A" list porn star she did e-v-r-y-thing. I'm talking Dog in a bathtub, donkey punch, Cleveland steamer and I finished with an angry pirate!

Amateurstitute by Big Pasta September 11, 2009

Amateur karate

An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.

two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....

Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?

Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.

Amateur karate by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009

amateurcrastinator 

someone who likes to put off until tomorrow what they can do today, but they're not very good at it, or they would be PROcrastinators...

Bill wants to become a procrastinator, maybe tomorrow... but he's an amateurcrastinator, so he'll have to practice putting that off, for now.

amateurcrastinator by Amateur February 7, 2010