Albanian Aggressor

Nickname of legendary hockey tough guy Tie Domi (see)

In this corner, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 186 pounds, Tie...the Albanian Aggressor...DOE-MEE! And in that corner, also hailing from Windsor, Ontario, weighing in at 221 pounds, the National Hockey League heavyweight champion, Bad...Bob...PRO-BERT!

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Alania

Alania is the type of person who can make you whole day 1000x better , she's very kindhearted, intelligent, gorgeous,funny,brave ,strong,not to mention extremely adorable, she's the type of person that you want to know and keep in your life for a very long time to care for and love ,she's that one person that you can always rely on when you need her the most ,her smile can brighten up any room ,Alania is completely wonderful inside and out

OMG! Alania is so incredibly beautiful! So cute!

by Jeansskjin October 12, 2018

Albanian Corkscrew

An Ancient Albanian term, where a lad penetrates a lass and then twists her around like a corkscrew.

Guy:"Hey you, do you want an albanian corkscrew"
Girl:"Hmm, okay"

by SamBam27 May 30, 2016

Albanian Picnic

An Albanian Picnic is the manliest form of a picnic. It occurs in a mountainous area and includes live music, guns, manly food, and beers. The activity consists of 20-30 men eating manly food, drinking beer, listening to manly live music, while shooting guns in the air. Most of the guns have to be handguns with some rifles and one or two AK-47. The reason being is that if all the guns were AK-47 it would be considered a Terrorist Picnic and if all the guns were rifles then it would be considered a KKK Picnic. When the Albanian Picnic is over, it is customary for all the participants to go home and engage in sexual relations with their wives and or female lovers.

If you search on youtube "Picnic in Albania" you will find a real-life example of an Albanian Picnic.

by Muharrem Bajraktari January 25, 2011

Albanian Flapjack

When you crap your pants and then sit on it

I have an Albanian flapjack crusted to my underwear...

by DarkMage231 March 28, 2019

Albanian Rozzers

Slang term used to identify the police force of Albania. Popularised by the car reviewer James May.

James May: "Crikey! It's the Albanian rozzers"

by notbigbrad June 28, 2022

Albanian Dishwasher

When you run out of dish soap and you lost your sponge that you have to use your nephew’s Albanian friend to clean the dishes with their tears and sweat to clean the dishes spotless

Mom: honey is your friend here?
Son: yes Mom, he’s here with me, playing Roblox.

Mom: tell him I need some help with the dishes, I need to use him as my Albanian dishwasher.

Albanian dishwasher: I’ll be right there Miss!

by 7akeshi September 11, 2018