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Alphonsina

a pretty girlie that is a literal Bratz doll, with pretty skin, an aspiring soccer mum, with a great sense of humour and she can literally die due to lack of attention.
damn Alphonsina is perfection.
by real life bratz doll April 1, 2022
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Alphonsina

Omg Alphonsina is literally a BRATZ doll
by ZTARB May 5, 2022
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Alphonse

Little man big personality. He hates you and loves. No he really just hates you. He loves to gossip and hang with his best pal. Sometimes they have sex in the work bathroom but pretend they don't. He always enjoys being a cuck
Holy cow, did I just say Alphonse go in the bathroom again with that weird sounding Mexican!!!
by PenisPumper8=D December 10, 2024
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Alphonia

A subtle cognitive or auditory satisfaction experienced when a list of words—especially names—is arranged in alphabetical order, creating a sense of mental clarity, balance, or pleasing rhythm.
“I couldn’t explain it, but once I alphabetized the guest list, the Alphonia hit hard.”
“You can’t put Savannah before Aasta—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”

“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
Michael Chan, 2025
by Alphonia May 21, 2025
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Alphonia

A subtle cognitive or auditory satisfaction experienced when a list of words—especially names—is arranged in alphabetical order, creating a sense of mental clarity, balance, or pleasing rhythm.
“I couldn’t explain it, but once I alphabetized the guest list, the Alphonia hit hard.”
“You can’t put Savannah before Aasta—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”

“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
Michael Chan, 2025
by Alphonia May 21, 2025
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Alphonia

A subtle cognitive or auditory satisfaction experienced when a list of words—especially names—is arranged in alphabetical order, creating a sense of mental clarity, balance, or pleasing rhythm.
“I couldn’t explain it, but once I alphabetized the guest list, the Alphonia hit hard.”
“You can’t put Steven before Alex—that throws off the Alphonia.”
“My brain physically rejects unordered lists. It’s an Alphonia thing.”

“I finally gave that weird alphabetical satisfaction a name—Alphonia.”
— Michael, 2025
by Alphonia May 21, 2025
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egg boi alphonse

hoe shames

always to busy to hang
makes fun of rhotism
discord daddy
always wants me to cashapp him

breaks others tailbones

overall a poopy head
woah dude that’s a little egg boi alphonse of you
by madelynforwhat December 30, 2021
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