An alpha male writes definitions of "beta male" on urban dictionary. They always feel the need to talk about how alpha they are. They guzzle cum to get extra testosterone. Closet homosexuals. We all accept you for yourself, "alpha male". No need to hide anymore. You can come out of the closet.
by hobojunkie May 15, 2021
by I made your mom gay December 28, 2021
"Straight" guy that is frustrated about his secret love for men, so he shields his homosexuality by hating on women. He's not over five foot and goes to the gym every day to feel more empowered. Probably has mommy issues, which leads to his really big hatred for women, and "women belong in the kitchen" mindset. He loves hating on "betas" for respecting women, but he only does it because he really wants to be a top.
Person 1: Dude, this whole feminism thing is ruining women.
Person 2: What? So you're an alpha male or something?
Person 1: I guess you could call me that.
Person 2: You're gay, Brian.
Person 2: What? So you're an alpha male or something?
Person 1: I guess you could call me that.
Person 2: You're gay, Brian.
by capricornhater69 September 04, 2021
by Dirty Reese April 21, 2020
A tool that will do anything to be the center of attention and be the dominant male. A phony act insecure people put on.
by Miggity Matt April 11, 2008
The highest degree of asshole. Must not be confused with the opposite of asshole. If confused with the opposite of asshole, refer to pink panther ..... (gay) pink ..;)
by TheWomenWithA's April 21, 2020
An alpha male is, to put it in the most simplest way, powerful. That's it--the more powerful a male, the more of an alpha male he is. This power roots from his superior intelligence, as well as his superior physical stature.
People often associate the term "alpha male" with this sort of openly-overconfident male who is an outgoing extrovert. This isn't true. The allpha male would not have to rely on such socialising to attract people; the male who attracts people despite staying out of the spotlight and remaining silent is the real alpha male.
People often associate the term "alpha male" with this sort of openly-overconfident male who is an outgoing extrovert. This isn't true. The allpha male would not have to rely on such socialising to attract people; the male who attracts people despite staying out of the spotlight and remaining silent is the real alpha male.
You're walking down the street and cross paths with a fairly muscular guy in dark clothes, looking down, right into your eyes so intimidatingly. He looks so quiet and reserved, yet so confident and definite. That guy was an alpha male and you probably now wanna get ravished by him in bed.
by IamMRAnonymous923 January 25, 2015