almond joying

Eating ass

I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying

by xXFBombXx June 16, 2014

almond goggles

almond goggles occur when ones eyesockets are occluded by a pair of testicles

last night your wife saw god through almond goggles.

by ken power September 5, 2007

Almost ex

Someone you never officially dated but had a relationship with.

Shit!!! My almost ex just walked into the bar.

by Clearandclever March 8, 2015

almantas

Almantas is a crazy silly person and very funny, he is sensitive and cares about the people he loves he would sacrifice himself for his loved one but sometimes he can be really annoying and acts like a retard there’s two sides of him the hyper silly annoying side and the caring sad side and almantas is the person that listens to music a lot likes raping and acting he is just special.

Almantas is annoying but he can funny and caring sometimes

by Jason123425 April 1, 2019

Dirty Almintoser

The sexual act of going nose deep inside someone's ass and blowing snot into it, then letting them defecate their load into your mouth. Works very efficiently when you have bad allergies or congestion and you don't a tissue to let it out in.

Jamila: So what kind of kinky shit you tryna do tonight?

Zyeed: Shit, are you down to do a Dirty Almintoser? My nose is running like a faucet.

Jamila: Hell yeah, anything for the fam!

by Zyeed April 19, 2019

It's almost harvesting season

Mount and Blade - Warband Meme, born from a generic peasant voice when clicking on the map a group of them.

This and "I will drink from your skull" are 2 most popular memes from the game overused in the multiplayer by 11 years old players with naked bald troll characters or in Youtube troll videos.

Rob: So a group of 16 enemy villagers travelling to Sargoth, lets assault. - Clicks on the villagers group.
Villager: It's almost harvesting season.
Rob: Let us see how poor you are when i have taken all you have.

by TheLordDSK October 4, 2017

almost lover

it's someone who you begin a romantic relationship and they fool you into thinking what you have is true love but then they leave you heartbroken and haunted by the memory of them. It's a love that goes one way..you think about them all the time even after the relationship is over but they just forget about you and continue on with their lives.

" goodbye my almost lover, goodbye my hopeless dream, i'm trying not to think about you...can't you just let me be..goodbye my luckless romance..my back is turned on you..should've known you'd bring me heartache..almost lovers always do"

best song ever..
Almost Lover- Fine Frenzy

by Nina Campbell May 9, 2008