Some guys run around claiming that they are pimpin when they are full fledge trickin. A alligator pimps long and hard till his paper stack buckles the roof. His dick is only a adornment and not a tool. his mind is the tool
a furry snake that chews on Bunnies. it is the only thing capable of standing up to a cat. this fuzzy rodent can scratch you from 200ft away. if you crouch and hold some cooked salmon to it you can tame it within 3-6 tries. once tamed it will show floating hearts. but be careful. alligators chew on people.
small child: oh my frickity frakin' crap! an alligator!
fuzzy friend: hello my child, come closer...
small child: ok
Friend: Hey, look, there is a Florida dangerous log in the lake! Other friend: Wait, what is that? Me: It's an Alligator! Life guard: EVERYONE GET OUT OF THE LAKE!