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Aljona

Aljona is the best 15 Years old Girl I ever met, she has brown hair and big brown eyes. A beautiful Russian girl with many interests. When you have a Aljona in your live you need to keep her!! The first time you see her you will thing that she’s arrogant and a bi*ch but her personality is so nice and perfect, also she has a nice ass. She will bring you to Laugh when you at your lowest and is someone you want to talk day and night with. Keep her!!
Boy 1: yo I met Aljona yesterday

Boy 2: yoooooo jackpot!!
by Privat_lol_. November 24, 2021
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Aljon

Aljon is such a hot sexy boy i love him i wanna kiss him so bad but he wont reject you so go for it girl!! i wanna suck his small but long lasting asian dick.
Aljon its so big daddy
by bigdaddysexyman230 June 14, 2022
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alphonsa

She is an awesome person. She is so honest and trustworthy. People often wonder if she is actually real. How can someone be so funny, pretty and smart at the same time? She is so loyal and is such an amazing person. She is like the sun because she radiates light and good energy and stuff. She is so sweet and if she is ever mean to you then you prolly deserve it.
Person 1: How is Alphonsa so perfect?
Person 2: God owed her a favour.
by honesty is the best policy!! November 19, 2022
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Anjhony

An overall Bad ass usually lives in the south(Florida, etc).
Some characteristics of an Anjhony are listed below
1.Cool
2.Awesome
3.owns LEGIT WORLD
4.Ladies man
5.Bad ass
6.Always right

Anjhony FUCKED MY BITCH!
Person1: Do you know where my wife went?
Person2: Yeah, i think shes over there fucking Anjhony!
Person1: Yes! Finally! #TYANJHONY
by NOONE09023940932423454646 January 7, 2013
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Alphonso

Mom i think im alphonso
by Usrursidt January 19, 2021
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aljons

The best fucking pizza place in the world. located in Plainsboro NJ.

the best pizza ive ever tasted in my life.

In May 2007 it burned down because of an "accidental" fire in the Hot Breads bakery next door according to news reporters/fire fighters.

What really happened was the Hot Breads owners/employees were jealous because everyone went to Aljons and no one went to their stupid little fucking bread store so they purposely started a fire with the intention to burn down Aljons. They were successful and my life has been different ever since. fucking indians/pakistanians/afghanistanians/ and anyone else with dark skin in Plainsboro who was associated with Hot Breads. Fucking terrorists.

Aljons is being rebuilt and reopening sometime in 2009. Everyone used to go there everyday and everyone will go there everyday when they re-open

and don't get it confused with nearby West Windsor Aljons because everyone knows their pizza quality is now where near as good.
yo want to go to aljons today after school?
by ogleballs January 17, 2009
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alphonsa.

a loser time n time again
a monkey time n time again
curry fanatic time n time again
thinks she is "black" time n time
is def. a default time n time again
in conclusion/summary a
thendi/pavum
alphonsa. is a timeless loser.

i repeat a pavum or a thendi.

alphonsa. is unexpectedly an emphatic form of a "real loser", "total loser", and "complete loser"
by adfad December 14, 2008
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