Kramerian Algorithm

A shift in the paradigm how the world learns and the answer to it all.
Marc: "I have finally come up with the kramerian algorithm"
Chris: Get outta here!
by Niddhog June 03, 2021
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It’s the algorithm talking

When people that you care about have been negatively manipulated by social media falsehoods, nonsense and conspiracy theories.

Similar to ‘it’s the whiskey talking’ when friends lose their filter after a night of drinking.
by PittsburghG January 23, 2021
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Heuristic Algorithm

A learning or discovering technique based on experience. Or, a way to try something new (like a new position), based on what you already know. If you know what I mean...
-"Sheila and I are going to go work out some serious Heuristic Algorithms tonight."

-"I find this solution to your Heuristic Algorithm really painful."

-"You should try Dave's Heuristic Algorithm! It's got some really intense solutions!"
by Exuat October 04, 2010
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youtube algorithm

The worst shit that favours channels to upload consistently and so is helping t bad and companies. Help PewDiePie.
Blue Shirt Kid: “Ok first of all (because of) the YouTube algorithm, they post about 20 videos a day.”
by Ilovepewdiepie666 May 18, 2019
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tiktok algorithm

something that makes no sense
Person 1: "damn i made a video with so much effort and only got 20 views"
Person 2: "hehe I made a video with no effort and went viral."
Person 1: "fuck you tiktok algorithm"
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emotional algorithm

Your emotional algorithm, is a subconscious selection process that is choosing the wrong the person for you. You overlook the red flags because are so familiar that they feel like home. Possibly the same red flags as one of your parents.
Me sobbing during a break up - Gawd! I can't believe I ended up with another prick who treats me like garbage! My emotional algorithm must be broken. What is wrong with me?
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 10, 2023
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algorithm anxiety

For algorithms that aim to give or tell you something you want based on a person's input data, such as likes, shares, interactions. Examples include, social media ads, feed algorithms, song recommendation algorithms.

Algorithm anxiety is when a person gets anxious about their inputs to the algorithm as it might give the algorithm the wrong idea.
and/or
When a person is anxious about what the output of the algorithm is, as they may feel it's 'not them' or how they might be manipulated by it.
"Shit, I accidentally liked that song, that's just ruined my algorithm. I'm so anxious now to like songs I don't actually like, I have algorithm anxiety."

"I keep getting ads for these boots, should I buy them? do I like them? or are they just being drilled into me from the algorithm? what if these clothes s I bough were a product of the algorithm and not actually my decisions?! OK I have algorithm anxiety now. "
by bear in the woods September 13, 2022
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