Alfie

A man that pisses you off constantly but has a big dick so worth it
Why do you put up with that”
“He’s an Alfie

Hahahahahah
by Slc198 December 31, 2019
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Alfie

Bro hes a alfie like ummmmm what are you doing step alfie
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Alfie

If used in a 'girl' way then this means the person is Amazing, Beautiful, Pretty, Gorgeous and Her eyes are so deep, her hug makes you so warm and loved and her smile makes you so happy, no matter what has happened.
'The One you would wait all your life for'
"I waited all my life for my Alfie"
"I wish i had an Alfie"
by Brenzo November 07, 2011
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This man is like so good at like fortnite and is like better dan u and like gets that pussy innit and is so good at everything and has sucked everyones mums except from people who start with the letter t (I got u g innit fam) sorry ppl had to save my boy the Alfie I know is
So cool like shut up blud
Sucks ur mum innit
Gets alotta pussy
Slides into yo girls dm's and then fucked her
and he is like yeah
also the best gamer to live
cool innit
aint no fucking wasteman innit
Oi Alfie is a fucking Mad Lad innit fam
by ur mums pussyo February 19, 2019
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an Alfie

Taking an illegal poo in a National Park
Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.
by Incredible Bob May 02, 2011
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Alfie

Alfie can be substituted for any guy that is a player thats decent enough to try to push you away. One who tells you, " I'm not good for you", "you should date other guys", "I can only give you short-term happiness", "I can give you what I can, but I can't give you everything".

Based on the character Alfie, in the movie "Alfie". (2004)
Although Steven told me he was an Alfie and wasn't good for me, I still couldn't help falling in love with him.
by Alfiedoesvegas July 24, 2013
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Normally a nice, kind person with a gigantic penis
Wow... i bet he is called Alfie!
by DefNotAlfie November 27, 2018
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