Allison

An amazing girl who is beautiful but doesn't know it. She is very shy when you first meet her but when you become her friend it's impossible to quiet her. Allison is awkward and hilarious. She is nice to everyone.

Girl 1: I just met Allison today. She's so quiet!
Girl 2: Just wait. She isn't quiet with her friends.

by RogerTheHouseplant June 8, 2014

Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift

The aforementioned name is a satirical/stereotypical name for singer Taylor Swift in the Philippines. The extra names were added to ridicule how many of the people also have such long names. The whole name has since then become a meme in the Filipino media, in which people use the name ironically to refer to the singer.

Taylor Alison Finlay Swift are all from her legal name, the additional names and their origins are stated below. The joke originally started as "Taylor Marie Joy Batumbakal Swift", and since then, many other names have been added.

Marie and Joy are commonly found in girls' names, where Marie comes from Mary/Maria, the most common name in the country; Joy is stereotypically associated with service workers, such as nurses, cashiers, and stewardesses.

Inang Kulot is an allusion to her curly locks. Inang means "Mother" in a familiar tone, Kulot simply means "curls".

Dimagiba is fairly an uncommon last name, though it is a reference to an old joke played in radios. Dimagiba, short for 'hindi (not) magiba (breakable)' means "invincible", or "never broken". full joke: look up "Short pinoy joke english class"

Batumbakal (lit. lodestone, bato = stone, bakal = metal) is also an uncommon last name, though it does hold a deep native origin. Like Dimagiba, it seems to have originated from a joke, albeit obscure. full joke: look up "batumbakal filipino joke"

Altogether, it sounds like the name of the girl you'd play chinese garter together in the neighborhood alleys.

she is the icon
she is the moment
she is Taylor Marie Joy Alison "Inang Kulot" Dimagiba Finlay Batumbakal Swift

by Inang Kulot June 4, 2023

Allison

one of the sweetest girls you could ever find.
either very tall or very short.

she is so humble and rarely speaks bad about anyone.

she never hurts people's feelings.

she is the bestest friend you could ever ask for!!!
♥

person 1: who is your best friend?
person 2: Allison ♥
person 1: LUCKY!!! :(

by itsjustmeLex December 19, 2010

Allison

Allison who often goes by the nickname Allie, is an absolutely stunning girl. She has a killer smile that makes everyone's day better. Allison is also very funny and has a great sense of humor. She is smart and extremely cute. Any guy would be super lucky to have her, but she is taken. Which is disappointing to many guys. Allison also causes a lot of jealousy from both girls and boys. Girls are jealous of her beauty and personality, while guys are jealous that their girlfriends aren't as amazing. Although Allison is as close to perfect as humanly possible she can also be a complete dork at times but everyone still loves her.

Guy 1) Hey who is that beautiful girl over there?

Jiordy) That's Allison she's already taken though.

Dan) Sorry man, that's MY baby girl.

Guy 1) You're so lucky.

Dan) I know, I'm the luckiest man alive.

by Dan&Allie<3 April 22, 2014

allison-unit

a unit for measuring beauty in comparison to absolute perfection which is one allison-unit. also known as an "a-unit"

that girl is not very attractive, id say say she is about half an allison-unit

by stinkypuppy October 7, 2007

Addison

Addison is an amazing person. She helps you through tough times when things are difficult. She is very athletic. She is GORGEOUS. She is a one of a kind person. If you don’t have a her as a friend then your life must be terrible. She always wants to hang out with her friends. She makes things for you and cares sooo much about you. If you tell her she’s short she doesn’t care what you say about her she’s still going to be the best she can be no matter what you think. She can start a conversation with anybody and she’s not shy. She really brings everybody together. She will always be here for you even if your not. She is unbelievable. She has so many talents and loves to spend time with friends and family. She is perfect in every way, shape, and form. Please grab a friend like her because she remembers so much and will make laugh so hard. She loves to make tons of memories so cherish them with her. Nobody not even a twin of hers can replace her. Everyone wants it be her. She’s proud to be herself and thats what makes her great. And she over all she is the best friend in the world.💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

Her best friend- Sorry I’m busy I’m going to Addison’s

Girl- oh man your lucky, can I come?

by Denym July 27, 2018

Allison

Girls named Allison are so gorgeous the sun could not rise if they did not exist. Men from all over gather just so they can witness an Allison. Not only are girls named Allison beautiful, but they are fiesty, charismatic and truly one of a kind. They will give you the shirt off their back, but do not dare cross them because they can and will be your worst enemy.

"When Allison walked in the room all the men creamed their jeans"

by evan407 February 5, 2010