A one of a kind guy. A loving, funny, charismatic, athletic, and a good looking guy. When he sticks to someone he never lets go. Loves animals. Girls want to be with him and boys wish they are him. Can be a little loud and crazy at parties when he has a little too much to drink. Loves to be with friends and loves soccer! Works hard and never gives up, when he has something to do, he does it.. no hesitation. Usually Hispanic with dark hair and dark eyes.
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Also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. Looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of Jersey Shore as one of the characters, because that's how fake he looks!
Also, a man who has greasy, orange skin, and probably wears a toupee because, honestly, no ones hair is naturally that ugly. Looks like he could be on the 30th year reunion of Jersey Shore as one of the characters, because that's how fake he looks!
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