alcohol

The buffer between reality and a good night. Has been known to make people seem more attractive and make obviously stupid idea's seem like good sense.

Without alcohol people become boring, ridgid and quiet.

by Emilio Harwich April 23, 2006

alcohol

A drug that is 10x more dangerous than weed, but championed and galvanized in our society as a rite of passage.

Starts out taking the edge off, but can quickly degenerate into violence, belligerence and death...

So we can carry bottles of alcoholic whiskey and Vodka out on the streets when we're 21 legally, but if a Cop catches a whiff of marijuana they can beat us blindsided and let us get ass handled in prison?

Dam...shits done changed... or it should change anyway

by in966 January 17, 2011

alcoholism

The only disease you can get yelled at for having.

Goddamnit Jimmy, you have lupus. Goddamnit Jimmy, you have alcoholism. One of those doesn't sound right.

by Jeremiah Collins April 3, 2015

alcohol

Alcohol. What most of your university/college life will revolve around.

Alcohol. The cause of, and the solution to all of life's problems.

by Pseudonym May 13, 2005

alcoholic

A person who knows exactly how many days it's been since they had a drink.

E.g., In January, 2007, Lindsay Lohan told People magazine "I haven't had a drink in seven days. Or anything." Lindsay Lohan's publicist Leslie Zelnick confirmed to The Associated Press in December that Lohan was attending Alcoholics Anonymous meetings.

by asking January 22, 2007

alcoholic

A true Alcoholic would rather drink, then get a Blowjob.

Bills wife was getting ready to go down on him, but Bill said no, I'll take a double jack n coke instead.

by Recovering January 17, 2004

alcohol

Social lubricant

Boy I need some alcohol to get this party started.

by melissadpm February 17, 2010