Spray Can Alabaster

paint or makeup up seal of ivory or alabaster white on a dark skin complexion to look white, usually goes by, African, asian, or Mexican who uses white paint like alabaster, ivory, or egg shell white, to cultural appropriate mainly European or British or white cultures, without cultural acceptance. Usually means a passer.

Oh, that white milky face Jane Seymour from the Tudor series is considered a spray can alabaster, but she's probably says she more so from up north, like China. In China they say milky face.

by Quizzicalbrowed January 3, 2024

Alabaster Plaster

(n) substitute for the term "shit"
(adj) to be terrible at a task

1) Oh My God this is some Alabaster Plaster
2. I am Alabaster Plaster at poetry

by Alabaster Plastered April 20, 2010

The Alabaster Parakeet

I remain TE Quagmire, the historian for the Order. Our entire history has been documented by trusted members, not charlatans such as yourself. My assistants and I are the only reputable source of information. Take heed!

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

west alabasters

western caucasians

you cannot be counterintuitive with us west alabasters, we get too distraught. #STRESS

by spadescat October 15, 2025

Alabaster Refuse

n. - proper - The type of garbage you see all the time on daytime television.

"I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"

by k80theshade October 31, 2023