Mikael Åkerfeldt

The sexiest man alive. Capable of seducing any woman with his singing and killing any man with his growls.

Mikael Åkerfeldt: Gone through days without talking, there is a comfort in silence.

Woman: Oh my god, please have sex with me!

Mikael Åkerfeldt: DEAFENING SHRIEKS PIERCED THE NIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Man: *Dies violent death*

by DemonOfTheFall27 December 26, 2008

Akerna

Akerna is the dried up residue stored in the fat rolls of a morbidly obese woman’s taint. Stemming from a cream pie parade, generally involving at least 2 loads of scat they are also known as cream puffs in some circles.

Stacy got her taint pressure washed and had a ton of akerna in there. Not only did they set a new record, but they had to call Hazmat! She will likely get a kern burn if she's not careful.

Those MJF are no joke. I don't mess around when it comes to mucus jizz farts.

by The_Mark July 10, 2019

Akeelah

Akeelah is a good and loyal friend however is a drama queen and picks fights, Akeelah is very tall charismatic and beautiful, Akeelah is also very smart and family oriented

Girl: Did you hear what Akeelah did
Guy: No
Girl: She got into a fight
Guy: She was probably sticking up for someone

by Kiki-$3729 August 18, 2019

Akeelia

Sweet,kind,determined..some one who’s always gonna be there and reliable..

Thanks for always being there Akeelia

“I wanna be a akeelia”

by Theeonlyone1 March 10, 2021

Akeela

Cute, but intelligent girl who uses smarts and not looks to advance and get her way in life. She is considered to be a "nerd" in the sense of the intelligence of the word without the unsocial behavior and usual "nerdy look" (glasses, suspenders, freckles)of the usual nerd. she is FINE!!!

I never knew that girl was so good looking yet sophisticated she is very Akeela.

by dellser August 24, 2011

Malin Akerman

Noun: A beautiful actress who is, or should be, required to show her gorgeous nude body in every film she's in.
Noun: Improving a movie by having a beautiful, sexy actress appear nude in it.
Verb: Agreeing that a hot, nude actress can make a bad film good.

Malin Akerman is a sexy, usually nude or seminude, actress known for her beautiful face and perfect body. She is pure sex.

"Malin Akerman's naked in that movie. Her ass is sweet. And the sky is blue. "
"What that sex comedy needed was some Malin Akerman. Butt naked of course."
"That movie sucked! At least they Malin Akerman'd it."
"I wish Malin Akerman would do porn! That's a film I would see!"

by yeeha March 28, 2009

akeekeeka

Some stupid bullshit that Shreya made up and is now sweeping the noodes chat like an STD.

-Fadaddy

Med Student 1: When you hit them with the same energy they hitting you with and now they mad.

Med Student 2: AKEEKEEKA

Fahad: You guys are dumbishes.

by Fadaddy December 8, 2019