Ahab madness

a man, perferebly one of a minority race, who is attracted to fat white women, thus a man chasing after a white whale.

that poor motherfucker, he must have ahab madness because that is a huge bitch

by Kingsaint22 October 20, 2008

captian ahab

A term used to decribe men who enjoy having sex with large women. Chubby Chaser.

"Look at Captian Ahab tryin to get wiith that chick, she's gotta weight at least 300 pounds!"

by Big Daddy Dutch August 9, 2006

Captain Ahab

1.Chubby Chaser.

2.Someone who really likes whale sized women.

3.Refers to his boner as a harpoon.

4.Uses ham for cologne.

So I heard Captain Ahab took Jen out for some ham. Sounds like a hot date.

That chick must be like 500 lbs. I'll bet Captain Ahab would love her.

by Johnny Grey June 4, 2007

going ahab

When someone is wailing super hard on a guitar.

One might say that they are wailing harder then captain ahab, or "going ahab". In case your completely ignorant, captain ahab is from Moby Dick, and he was hunting a giant whale... or whaling, if you will.

*Kyle is playing Guitar Hero as Adam stares in awe*

Adam: "OMG!! Kyle is playing Bark at the Moon on extreme mode, he's totally going ahab!"
Kyle: "I pwn"

by Adam Zivojnovich July 16, 2008

Ahaana

A girl with adorable bangs who is somewhat smart

"YOU ARE SUCH AN AHAANA! OMG!!"

by hellomydanielboii November 5, 2017

Ahaan B

He is the most godlike god you'll ever meet. He might seem dumb right now, but he is hiding his inner wisdom. You will probably want to marry him one day. Ahaan is a creature loved by many, and hated by some. While he can be annoying, he has a heart of gold

Ahaan B, wanna come to my birthday?

by Kokolo Dokolo September 21, 2021

Ahabian

Doggedly going after a goal, such that you can be compared to Captain Ahab hunting the White Whale.

"He really wants this promotion"
"Yeah, he's gone Ahabian over it"

by GratuitousEsquire March 20, 2009