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Koenigsegg Agera r/s

By far, the sexiest street legal car in any country. This car has 1100hp as a standard. Not only is it the fastest street legal car at 273mph, but it is one of the most beautiful thing many have laid eyes upon. The car will shit on a Bugatti any day, even on a wet track. The tires have the best traction, it's equal to the traction freshly lotion'ed hands have upon a firm behind. The carbon fibers that they put on the Agera S made the car 13% sexier than it already was before as the plain Agera R. And now you don't have to pay for expensive gas because this motherfucker runs on E85 too. The V8 will make any bitch have an orgasm if she sits on the rear of the car, because that's where nice cars house the engine. The Agera cannot be compared to any other car unless you are simply stating how much it shits on the other car.

This motherfucker sounds like a GE9000 engine at full throttle on a 747 when it passes you going 250mph at Nuremberg. (Fuck your umlauts Germans.)

The koenigsegg agera r/s is in the price range that you cannot afford. Only rich folks like myself may one day have the chance of purchasing a $2,700,000.00 car.

Koenigsegg is only spelled like that so stupid Americans can read it and pronounce it right otherwise it would be Königsegg. That's why my PC doesn't give me red squiggly lines under it when I type it in.
Holy shit was that a Königsegg (Koenigsegg Agera R/S)?

Yes, indeed it was. I'm going to need a towel because I just shit, pissed, jizzed, and vomited all over myself Braj.
by ShroomBraj April 10, 2013
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agadabo

A term mostly used while under distress playing Minecraft.
*swings diamond sword* "AGADABO!"

*sees that their on half a heart* *throws pot* "AGGAAAAAA-DABO"

"Looks like we got a hot sho-- AGADABOOO"

"Well hello there folks and welcome back to another AGADABO"
by aGADabo December 19, 2018
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Dirty Aedan

The act of letting a sexual partner shove multiple little league trophies up ones asshole and the immediate filling a pocket pussy with icy hot and fucking it. The act ends when the person either bleeds out or ejaculates.
Derf: “Hey man I heard you went to the hospital, what happened?”
Ferguson: “Aww man it was great. I convinced my girlfriend to do a Dirty Aedan with me.”
by derfferguson April 17, 2020
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Agenda 21

Agenda 21 is the evil End Game of the Globalists / New World Order / Bilderbergs / George Soros / international bankers. They want to rule the land & resources of the world, after the "little people" become desperate from Globalists manufactured "2012/2013 worldwide economic collapse".

They also want to depopulate human from 6 billion to less than 1 billion. Leaving enough "little people" to serve as slave labors.

Using Virus? Germs ? Neutron Bombs? Starvation? Who knows, Hollywood movies, NWO's propaganda machine, might give us some clues. It is weird how many Apocalypse, 2012, pandemic, alien invasion movies are pushed out in 2011, isn't it?

If you see these words these days, watch-out!! Smart Growth, Smart Meters, BioDiversity, Wildlands Project, Sustainable Development, Resilient Cities, Regional Visioning Projects, STAR Sustainable Communities, Green jobs, Green Building Codes, “Going Green,” Alternative Energy, Local Visioning, facilitators, regional planning, historic preservation, conservation easements, development rights, sustainable farming, comprehensive planning, growth management, consensus.
Agenda 21 is coming into our homes through Smart Meters, now.
by Icannotbelievethisishappening September 29, 2011
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agenda

It is synonym for timetable, schedule and routine. It includes your plans for certain time. Like what you are going to do on Saturday.
What is Saturday's agenda?
by [Tomppa] December 14, 2008
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agida

Italian-American slang for heartburn but it can also mean mental aggravation.

The word is Italian-American slang derived from the Italian "agitare" meaning "to agitate.

Found an article about one of the stars of The Sopranos who's working on a new movie about feuding pizza parlor owners. The title: "Agida." ...
"Eew, I've got agida." (swallows) "Give some soda now, YUCK!"
by Esmee July 3, 2005
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aeda

Arabic for "beautiful gift". A rare breed of woman whose instinct is to help and care for those around her. Her experiences with Islam, pain and love shape her. She forgives easily and challenges herself. Her heart is fragile but one of a kind.
Aeda has alot of flaws but she's just, she's just wow...
by Douddsseggnokk June 25, 2017
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