When you jerk off thinking about something or someone you hate. Reasons may include anything from simple stress relief, to a sado-masochistic mindset, to anything in between.
2020 is wack asf. Just want to facefuck COVID 19 & 2020 til they puke, and I blow my wad down their throats. Fuck it. Just going to angerwank.
by BiHexual December 10, 2020
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Wow, have you seen LarryBobby lately, he's turned into one hot looking Afterman.
Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.
Bob has lost 68 pounds and now he's really strutting his afterman stuff.
by LarryBobby May 22, 2014
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by Amelia Mockett October 12, 2011
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I've had Line Afterbangs for 3 seasons and they are still holding up strong, and i can butter way better than all my friends!
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by Pimp-X May 10, 2005
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2. A sex bungalo of a DJ on CJMQ 88.9 radio.
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Yo brah I was kickin it at this partay and it was all afterpants up in there!
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Dang, that afterpants is a piece of sh*t.
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Dang, that afterpants is a piece of sh*t.
by bazookaradio February 2, 2006
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by MizWiz April 7, 2010
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