wet albanian afternoon

the act of dipping your balls into a hot steamy cup of diarha or extremely wet feces and then watching the female lick it clean

after burning my cock in the extremly spicey diareha i watched Teresa lick every last drop clean it was crazy.

person one: that was one crazy wet albanian afternoon.
person two: i can't believe albanians perform this daily.
person one: yeah it was fun and hot.

by acne all over my penis cock June 15, 2009

Nine In the Afternoon

n. A song by Panic At the Disco
from their new album Pretty. Odd.

hey have you heard panic's song,
nine in the afternoon?

by SKRILLLLLEX April 10, 2008

Tuesday Afternoon

Drinking a crushed adderall pill mixed with red bull, and using one hand to masturbate while you doing a line of coke off of your free hand.

"Man, my grandpa's funeral was so boring! I had to sneak into the bathroom and do a Tuesday Afternoon to get through the second half!"

by sweetdupont April 4, 2010

afternoonish

sometime after you get up from a long night partying, where you need to get something done, or a person wants to meet but you aren't completely sure when, but want to, so,.

obviously, after 12 noon but before nighttime

Hey,... when you wanna meet today?

I'm not sure but definitely afternoonish

by scubasteve919 April 29, 2011

Afternoon Delight

Afternoon Delight
The Starland Vocal Band

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
and the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
a little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Repeat chorus.

Ron Burgundy was enjoying an afternoon delight with the lady of the house when Brick sprang up from under their floor panels.

by Gojiman December 29, 2007

Afternoon Delight

An "Afternoon Delight" is a code word for intimacies during one's lunch break, a phrase made popular by The Starland Vocal Band, with these lyrics "Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight."

Jim went to Jane's apartment on his lunch break for an Afternoon Delight.

by Frederick F. October 23, 2005

Dog Dangling Afternoon

A very lazy afternoon with nothing much to do.

Oh what a dog dangling afternoon! I might as well take a nap!

by Andy85 September 3, 2009