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Metal-Archives (Encyclopaedia Metallum)

An internet database of all things metal that makes teenagers run to the urban dictionary and post their angst induced feelings about the Metal Archives because their favorite ha4dc0re!@! but non-metal band was rejected.

Side Note: By doing this I have fallen in to the bullshit "my opinion matters" trap too.
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Brv0tal Kid: Why is lunkin park rejected from da acrhivez, they are fucken metal!!

MA Mod: Uh.. no they are not, sorry.

Brv0tal Kid: Fuck youa are just a bunch of elitist pricksz, they are hardcore and fukn awesome. It doesn't matter if they are metal or not.

MA Mod: If it doesn't matter if they are metal or not, then why do you care so much about them being rejected.

MA Mod: and when submitting a band to the Archives, it kind of defeats the whole purpose of the website if we accept any band. Otherwise we would call is the Music Archives and add any band to our database.
by AntiPoseur September 9, 2011
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message archive

Systematic approach to saving and protecting the data contained in a message so it can be promptly accessed
Message archive can contain Athousandfold Yourposts Aswell Intouch Helpu 4urbusiness.
by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010
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archive

Accruance of material since a set point, or since the beginning of a derived point of time.
The ancient archive!
by larstait October 15, 2003
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Archivethislol

Archivethislol is the most accurate personification of a disappointment. Also known as Archivqe, they spend their time looking at a characters named Jean and Albedo lacking any ability of a real relationship so they turn to fictional characters. They do a maximum of one thing in their life, that being the wonderful sport of f**tball. Sympathy is nowhere to be found and i think the last time they saw the real world was when they were birthed from the womb. In conclusion, they are the inferior version of Kaeyqz and forever will be. Yours truely, Kaeyqz.
Wow! is that Archivethislol?

Yes, they’re reading jean fanfictions again.
by kaeyqz May 16, 2021
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Folder Archives

The writing and drawings on the folder that your teacher gives you when you take a test. The folder is between you and your classmate so you can't cheat. Writing is usually something like 'John wuz here- 2/8/10' or 'Jenna is stupid'. Drawings mostly consist of peace signs, smiley faces, and crude drawings of a man's penis.
I finished my test early so I read the folder archives and it was very interesting. I never knew Jack was gay or that Brenda is ugly.
by Audience of One May 7, 2010
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The Archives

A noun used to describe any type of item that someone brings out that has not been seen or heard of in a long ass time. So when it's brought out it shocks everybody.
example1
J: Yo, look at these sneakers I'm rockin' tell me they're not sick.

D: Damn! where'd you find the Jordan 11's

J: They were in the archives dawg.

example2

D: Yo let's find an old ass instrumental to rap on.
J: Which one?

D: I don't know check the archives we'll find somethin.
by thetrustee May 29, 2009
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