Absorb

attract, draw attention by

She was totally absorbed by the busker while wandering on the streets.

by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016

Absorbament

Exceeding the bounds of custom, propriety or reason, especially in amount or extent; highly excessive. Can be used interchangeably with “exorbitant.”

Sleep away camps are charging an absorbament amount of money these days.

by SenoritaB September 17, 2023

assrobot

1- Someone completely lacking in physical grace, especially in activities such as dancing; a clumsy idiot

2- Someone both stubborn and slow of mind

3- A mechanical donkey

"I wouldn't want to share the dance floor with that assrobot, especially not after the last person wound up in Intensive Care."

"Stop being an assrobot and listen to reason!!!"

"It would be really cool to have an assrobot who looks like Eeyore."

by Batrastard July 14, 2003

self-absorbed

1. An adjective that describes practically every human being alive with only a few exceptions. I mean, who thinks about other people more than their needs? If you're living in a 3rd world country, suffering constantly or have less than a week to live, you probably aren't going to bitch, moan and remind everyone else of your suffering as much as some asshat kid with 2 tests on the same day! (BLASHPEMY! 2 TESTS?? And HOMEWORK on top of that?? IN-JUST-ICE!!)

2. What to call people, when at lost for words, who enter their own name at Urbandictionary.com with a lengthy paragraph telling readers why (self-absorbed asshat) loves him/herself.

Oh my goodness, it's just a QUIZ. And EVERY-FRICKING-PERSON who went to school got HOMEWORK ASSIGNED TO THEM. How about instead of bitching to me about your trivial "problems", you DO your homework and stop calling me!!

by Shameless Plug January 11, 2004

Self-Absorbed Sodomizer

Someone who tapes a mirror to the back of their partner's head during anal sex.

That jerk couldn't find any other way to get going so he strapped a mirror to my head, he's such a self-absorbed sodomizer!

by itsthatbradguy July 11, 2010

self-absorbed

A condition where there are two possiblities. you have either simple haughtiness and arrogance, the more commonly implied meaning. however there are those who have an equally obnoxious affect, but which comes not from pride, rather their constant exclusive occupation with their own feelings. Theirs is not the slight narcissism of the former, rather one who has a graduated notion of the sanctity of their own emotions.

Every time I open my mouth, the guy cringes at some perceived insult or lack of regard for his notion of social delicacy. I find when he finally opens his mouth that he is not totally without compassion, but just that his compassion extends mostly to himself, that he is self-absorbed, and frankly, wretched.

by hfontana July 27, 2016

Absorbent Taco

Occurring only to females, the act of having a maxi pad, tampon, or any period absorbing product fold inside the vagina with a small portion of the ends sticking out.

This is the last time I use maxi pad; I literally sit down in my chair, and what happens? It slides up into an Absorbent Taco.

by MyDadHitsMe October 24, 2017