abandon an orphan in the woods

1. to take a poop

2. one of the best quotes from code monkeys on the G4 network

dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!

dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!

by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009

abandon the struggle

Abandon the struggle
To not participate in gang life no longer

The guys thought l abandon the struggle because l don't gangbang no more

by Rick Party February 5, 2017

Hung Like a Brandon

1. Black down under
2. No, really, place. Like burned. Or dead.

Brandon: I'm black down under
IJ: That's gross, like its dead or something.
Onlooker: Wow, you must be hung like a brandon

by Brandon Zhang January 21, 2007

To Pull A Brandon

Verb

Thinking Way Too Much At Nite! As Soon As The Sun Goes Down, Your I.Q. Rises And You Think More Deeply.

Dude! Last Nite I "Pulled A Brandon" And Came to The Conclusion That I Really Love Jen!

by McPoofy December 17, 2004

Abandoned Mineshaft

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV

Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

abandonware

An old piece of software, more often than not a game, people used to play years ago and from a company that probably went out of business.

- Monkey Island is abandonware right?

by Electric Mind September 7, 2003

abandon ship!!

when you exceed the compacity of a toilet with shit and/or shit paper, can't flush anymore at the risk of taking on water you must evacuate to the next stall over to finsh the wipe sesh.

i had too much general tso's and had to abandon ship!! on that shit.

by jcaviston June 19, 2008