A Kenneth

Guy who tell's everyone he gets pussy, but then to find out he get's no pussy and is scared to show his face and gets rejected by every girl.

Buddy you're the literally definition of A Kenneth

by HaverDasher January 14, 2020

getting a Kenny

consistently winning any fighting video game against your friends with the lowest possible score or grade. Usually achieved by performing the same few moves over and over. Often achieved by a dumb yet lovable friend.

OMG this dude keeps holding on to the sticks because he keeps getting a Kenny

by MalibuMatt June 29, 2011

Pulled a kenny

When you walk in on someone taking a shit.

Oh my god Becky, I totally “pulled a Kenny” last night at the bar and about passed out from the wretched smell.

by Stankeye67 June 12, 2018

doin a kenny loggins

Expelling solid log shaped excrement from the anus.

Doing a poo

Where’s Frank?

Frank ducked into the bathroom, he’s doin a Kenny loggins

by $tevil February 17, 2021

A Kentucky Surprise

When you "return" your books back to Chegg rentals at the end of the college semester, but instead of books you fill the box with feces and rig it with a small timer that triggers when the tape is ripped open on the box so shit explodes in a motha' fuckas face!

"Tom, I need to take 15 minutes to towel myself. Some ass hat in Florida just send me a kentucky surprise!"

by Define Deez Baby!!!! June 20, 2016

pulling a kenny

giving you misinformation about a subject that is not related to the topic of discussion or trying to be forth coming yet being sneaky in the process or saying one thing yet doing the exact opposite or speaking english with heavy accent that you cannot understand and therefore cannot agree

Would you like to go to lunch today? Sounds good dinner it is. Stop pulling a kenny

I am going on vacation with my mom. But I am really going to visit my mistress. Dude who are you kenny

Can we do this upgrade? What is it for? How should I know why are you asking? Kennny stop

What I thought you said fish sauce not steak sauce..I thought it was the same

by Advocate for nonbroken english September 8, 2011

get a kennel

A nice way to tell someone that their incessant display of affection for their dog or cat is causing you embarrassment as one who is forced to watch such display

You and that dog have been slobbering on each other for 10 minutes. Get a kennel!

by Linguistic February 23, 2012