Doing a Joe

Exaggerating largely, even if others have heard the story before and they know that you're exaggerating.

Joe: I was literally watching Usain Bolt for four hours.

Emily: You do know he runs the 100m in like 10s, right?

Alex: Oh he's just doing a joe!

by Psychological. June 11, 2010

doing a joe

Doing a Joe is when you go to the toilet in public after ordering a traditional breakfast in order to cut yourself while making yourself throw up.

Guy No 1: "Hey where'd Tom go?"
Guy No 2: "Oh he's in the bathroom doing a Joe."

by Rory September 3, 2007

pulling a Joe

When someone tells a story to one-up the current story being told. Usually involves something so outrageous, you are more interested in why they would tell such a lie than the story being told.

Chris: Hey, Bruce Lee was a great martial artist.

James: Yeah, he would have awesome to meet in person.

Joe: Yeah, my Dad sparred with him, and kicked his ass. My dad was trained by Frank Dux, and was responsible for the game Street Fighter, which is based on him.

James/Chirs: Wow, you sure are pulling a Joe with that one.

by BaconCheezburger March 24, 2010

Pulling a Joe

Lying and or making shut up.

Mike: I just took a shit and ate it
Jake: Ok your pulling a Joe

by jakekuchiki December 27, 2010

pulling a Joe

When it is only 10:00 am and you are already eating lunch.

Joe at my job eats lunch at 10:00 am....So early lunch is called pulling a Joe.

by THE GREAT 1967 March 19, 2011

Doing a Joe

When you don't know how to react to something being said by others so you just make a hmm noise

"How are you?"
"Hmm"
"Oh you're doing a joe"

by Saafe November 20, 2016

Pulling a Joe Paterno

After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.

Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?

Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.

by qAaRoN July 30, 2012