crack a sad

Have a big sulk because things aren't going your way, or generally throw your toys out the pram, sook. General displeasure.

Often followed by the need to call a waaambulance.

Mark was forced to crack a sad when he came home to find out someone had eaten all his Crunchy Nut.

His computer cracked a sad when he tried to play Crysis on the highest settings

by redsky December 22, 2008

crack a rat

A method of saying one has flatulated without offending geriatric ears. Similar to the Australian phrase of "opened your lunch." People no longer have to say "he farted."

Dude, who cracked a rat? Jimmie, do you need to go change your draws?

Ah man, I just cracked a rat so bad, it tweeked my seat!

by JLG September 8, 2003

Crack a Bottle

1. To open a new bottle of an alcoholic beverage.

2. Serious hip hop song by Eminem, Dr. Dre and 50 Cent from Em's Relapse album.

1. Yo Jimmy its Friday, crack a bottle cuz.

2. So crack a bottle, let your body waddle.
Don't act like a snobby model.
You just hit the lotto.

by JimmyLimerick May 29, 2009

crack a smile

Being happy and feeling alive. Get better and move on. Get going. Its OK.

You have to look on the bright side and crack a smile.

Get over it and crack a smile.

Crack a smile and move on.

by Equal crack September 5, 2015

crack a phat

To get an erection or hard penis

That girl is so hot im just going to crack a phat.

by Fiona Schrapel and Sarah Zeuner April 7, 2007

crack a crunch

Take a shit.

Man, I gotta crack a crunch.

Don't go in there, I just cracked a crunch.

by Hexis August 20, 2008

Crack a yolker

When you let one rip, cut one, trouser burp, flatulence, fart

Man, what's that stench? Did you crack a yolker?

by Vinnie Y. January 25, 2009