Blow a Goat

An ode to Beastiality sung to the popular childrens' tune "Row, row, row your boat"

"Blow, blow, blow a goat,
Screw a kangaroo
Finger bang an orangutan
Horny at the zoo!"

See also Fuck a Duck

by Akedos November 7, 2008

blow a big pole

The act of giving a blowjob to a huge dick

Man she sure likes to "blow a big pole" if you know what I mean

by Mrswan December 29, 2013

blow a butt

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

by mangus May 14, 2004

blow a goat

The simple act of telling some one to fuck off without using these exact words.

"Go blow a goat, i hate you."

by Chiz Nizzle April 4, 2003

Blow a hootie

To explosively fart due to massive pressure after attempting to hold it for a long time.

"Oh shit, I'm about to blow a hootie." "Gross, Greg just blew a hootie all over his pants."

by Ralph Wintergreen August 27, 2013

Blow a Hole In Your Pants

The phrase "Blow a Hole In Your Pants" typically means when somebody farts/shits in their pants with such force and sound that it would make somebody believe the pure strength and heat of said fart had the power to blow a hole in their pants. Typically smells like liquid ass.

Braydon: God damn did you just blow a hole in your pants!?
Kaid: You bet your ass I did. It was wet and it smells like shit over here!
Braydon: I know, god damn check yourself.

by JahbladeOnsword69 March 10, 2020

Blow a fish out of one's ass

An expression which helps create an image of how angry one is/was at the time.

"I was so pissed I almost blew a fish out of my ass!"

by Bettie Who May 1, 2005