A really thick girl that stalks you. its more like an obsession. Very controlling of every movement you make. You can't see her but you know her fat ass is there. Harrasses all your friends to.
by Likalotapus October 7, 2020
Get the Torta Stalkermug. A delicious mexican sandwich dipped in a deep red chili sauce that seems to cure hang overs.....OR a girls vagina during her period torta=vagina ahogada=drowned
by russiangrl January 10, 2008
Get the torta ahogadamug. 
An attempt to sound both intellectual and as though you already knew something you most certainly did not. Usually this is in regards to something which had nothing to do with the current situation.
This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.
This is usually accompanied by a finger pointed towards the sky, as if to emphasize the ah-ha! factor.
*as a family eats a Thanksgiving dinner*
"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"
*awkward silence*
"You mean a torta?"
"Ah yes, torta!"
"Hey, what do you call those Mexican sandwiches?"
*awkward silence*
"You mean a torta?"
"Ah yes, torta!"
by Rickity Cricket October 23, 2009
Get the Ah yes, torta!mug. Refers to a female that shows up to the bar with a crapton of make-up on, usually with a halter top and ready to hook up with any guy around. Usually has the female version of a wingman around in case the freaky deaky happens.
by DoctorFeelgood April 28, 2009
Get the Beat up tortamug. by Nahimlyin May 8, 2025
Get the Tortamug. Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.
Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"
by mangophonker July 26, 2025
Get the Crack Tortasmug.