loose as a goose

fro he meaning of "crack hoe" or "slut"

Wow, tiscrack hoe Stephanie's pusy is loose as a goose dait.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

as a goose

like a gay bottom, feminine

'I'm gay...as a goose," Jared Leto declared in an interview, and now the blogarazzi are wondering aloud about the star's sexual orientation

by sunnnnnnz September 30, 2006

Two Figs Short of a Goose

An archaic euphemism for a homosexual individual. Commonly eluding to effeminate behavior.

"Did you see steve wearing eyeliner?"
"Not surprising, everyone knew he was two figs short of a goose"

by Napoleonic Rat February 13, 2024

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013

high as a Christmas goose

Something Freddie said once on Scooby-Doo, who knows what it means but it sure sounds cool

I put a lift kit and some 33" tires on my mall crawler and raised it high as Christmas goose.

My friend Jose brought over some killer weed last night and we both got high as a Christmas goose.

by Mr.Juan-derful January 1, 2010

take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.

Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007

crazier than a damn goose

A phrase said to an individual that presents symptoms of insanity, of the water fowl variety.

Boy, you're crazier than a damn goose!

by A$APasparagus May 13, 2015