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saw that coming like a fat man round the corner

Blatently obvious. If a fat person tries to sneak round a corner they will be seen, as their belly will protrude first and give them away. Hence if something can be seen a mile off, or is really obvious, it can be 'seen coming like a fat man round the corner'
Phil: 'Hey, did you hear Janice was fired?'
Butch: 'Yeah, I saw that coming like a fat man round the corner!"
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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Really really really sweaty. Imagine a chubby fellow dining out at his local pastry shop - he stands, salivating, over the counter wondering which fatty treat to shove down his gullet, and then indecision strikes and he sweats over what to order. That's how sweaty you are if you're sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.

Incidently, if you are a fat person and want a way to avoid such problems as choosing which cake, my advice is to simply buy everything. Problem solved
Kirsty: 'How was your squash game?'
Jim: 'Great, but now I'm sweating like a fat man in a cake shop.'
by Jamie Douglas August 26, 2006
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like a fat chick on a hotdog

to go after an item or person with such desire, you cannot think about anything else
did you see kim, she was all over that guy like a fat chick on a hotdog
by I am him December 21, 2008
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Sweating like a fat chick at a disco

Lad1:I just ran a marathon
Lad2:Sweating like a fat chick at a disco?
by DoIt4theLulz. August 16, 2009
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Fuck me like a fat pink pony

1. Exclamation used more commonly than not, to describe sheer frustration and or dissapointment.

2. The seldom seen use of the term, when a chick (or dude?) takes it upon themselves to let you know how they want to be worked during the act of procreation
1. I forgot to save the final draft of my research paper! Fuck me like a fat pink pony man!

2. Guy: that how u want it?
Chick: fuck me like a fat pink pony!
guy: .....what?
by Chass Master Plus April 13, 2009
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sweating like a fat girl's crack

To describe profuse sweating
Man, I had the tds at work yesterday and was sweating like a fat girl's crack
by Rory1984 January 2, 2007
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Leng ting with a fat back

The best phrase ever its a mad ting ennit bossman tbf boss spud on that drilla
by bigman98765434321 November 6, 2020
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