Isn't worth a bean

A colloquial saying meaning "worthless".
It cannot be used in reverse i.e. "is worth a bean" because a "bean" is thought to be worthless, and not be worth a bean is to less that worthless, so to be "worth a bean" has such a broad meaning it is indeed meaningless.

"Chamillionaire's album isn't worth a bean"

by A speaker's curtain November 7, 2006

son of a bean dipped mother frito

a phrase that is used to replace the phrase "son of a bitch mother fucker!"

Bob: Uhh, timmy, i accidentely ate ur fudgie brownie, sorry
Timmy: Son of a bean dipped mother frito!
Bob: Hey! That almost sounded dirty mister!

by Adam Carrizales June 30, 2008

Pull a Bean

While completing the task of masturbation, one forgets to chose a device to clean up with such as a towel, sock, or white-tee. The person then wipes his jizz covered hands on his shirt, visibly leaving a stain. The next part is crucial. The jerker must wear the shirt in public allowing bystanders to observe.

Hey Chris, did you spill clam chowder on your shirt or did you pull a bean earlier.

by Kcchiefs1888 February 4, 2009

flickin' a bean

touching, massaging or stimulating the clit.

Did you guys hear Chad flickin' a bean last night? Damnnnn

by Todd Craig January 10, 2007

Go eat a bean bro

The definition of this simply means to go eat a bean bro.

John "Go eat a bean bro."
Mark "No you."

by Bean bro January 26, 2018

bust a bean in this bitch

The hottest thing you can whisper into a bitch's ear, before releasing your hot baby-batter.

Kyle Whispers: "Imma bust a bean in this bitch. aha..." Kyle Laugh.

by Sinful Saddy May 14, 2020

Cracked a Bean

If you cracked a bean, you just passed gas.

Ish, do you smell that? I think Sally just cracked a bean.

by DabombBiaaaach June 1, 2023