ZOOM

Drinking game, usually played by 4 or more while standing in a circle. ZOOM initiates the game, and is most typically answered by SCHWARTZ (looking at the ZOOMer) or Mafigliano (looking away from the ZOOMer). However, under no circumstances should you ever ZOOM a ZOOM.

Hymie (to Swiller): ZOOM!
Swiller (to Hymie): SCHWARTZ!
Hymie (to Ricardo): ZOOM!
Ricardo (to Flippy): ZOOM!
Flippy (not paying attention): No response
Hymie (to Flippy): DELAY! DRINK!

by Swiller April 6, 2005

Zoom

The New Club (Because of Corona)

XYZ: I wanna go to the club
ABC: XYZ how could you speak such foolishness!
Make A Zoom Meeting!

by shut ur piehole May 28, 2020

zoom

a zoom mean's wally or idiot, was used in only fools and horse's

rodney said we look like a couple of zooms in only fool and horse's, katie stop being a zoom

by a-ron n leeroy May 25, 2009

Zoom

A crappy modem manufacturer.

Zoom makes shitty modems...

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

Zoom

A video call app that is so damn easy to use.

Person 1: How are you coping with office work...
Person 2: It’s Zoom man.
Person 1: Heard about it. How is it?
Person 2: Not so bad, a little shitty but so damn easy to use.

by foolkid April 27, 2020

Zoom

To "zoom" someone. It means to create a zoom meeting with an individual or a group of people

Person A: "Let's zoom"
Person B: "Link?"

Person A: "We need to talk"
Person B: "Sure, zoom me up"

by bunnnz April 30, 2020

Zoom

Zoom is an online video calling software, commonly used in schools during quarintine. We all hate Zoom.

I hate zoom.

by ThisIsTheLongestPossibleName+1 October 1, 2020