zoogan

A spliff, or marijuana cigarette

"Easy blud, you wanna bill up a zoogan?"

by randomorwhat August 26, 2007

zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Le Tigra, Blue Steel, or Magnum).

J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.

by R. Dubb December 9, 2008

zoolander

Best movie ever.

Yo mama: "wanna watch Zoolander?".
Yo daddy: "sure!".

by person yo-yo June 8, 2003

zoolandering

A repeated process of checking yourself out in the mirror and making sure you look hot at every possible angle, all while pouting your lips together to form one of Derrek Zoolander's facial looks (i.e. Blue Steel or Magnum).

J.R. needs to stop zoolandering himself all day long because his attention has been sidetracted away from Robyn.

by R. Dubb April 8, 2008

Derek Zoolander

Someone really, really, ridiculously good looking.

Debra: Oh my gosh look at that guy near the KFC! He's such a hottie! Jenny: More than a hottie. He's a total Derek Zoolander!

by Baboon110792 March 14, 2009

Zoolandered

when people die in a freak gasoline fight accident on a trip to get orange mocha frappaccinos

Shit, we were on our way to get orange mocha frappaccinos but we blewup instead. We were totally Zoolandered.

by Rick James IV May 1, 2015

Zootanic

A cross species pathogen, microbial viral infection, bacteria, fungus, or parasite.

The zootanic pathogen infected the birds, dogs, and humans

by SV619 March 15, 2021