by perminator June 25, 2009
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Gary (after sex) "ohh Allen your ass was so firm tonight, have you been working out?"
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by joneRules February 20, 2003
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by Big Rod99 November 15, 2009
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I was looking at her and she had the twizzlers up her nose and I was like ZLOMG.
I was sitting at my Keyboard ZLOMGing because my roommate grabbed a tomato out of the fridge and smashed it on his head while being intoxicated.
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by Drumbum54321 April 15, 2010
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Gus: Hey Bri, It's Gus.
Bri: I know you daft cunt it says so on my phone display.
Gus: Steady ya fuckin gluebag. Anyway I am teaching my japanese friend Kohei basic english. We went straight in at the deepend with the a-Z of womens gentalia. We are stuck on Q,X,and Z.
Bri: How about: Quim, Xylophone, and Zlopper?
Gus: Perfect, you are a legend.
Bri: I know you daft cunt it says so on my phone display.
Gus: Steady ya fuckin gluebag. Anyway I am teaching my japanese friend Kohei basic english. We went straight in at the deepend with the a-Z of womens gentalia. We are stuck on Q,X,and Z.
Bri: How about: Quim, Xylophone, and Zlopper?
Gus: Perfect, you are a legend.
by Gunk Tank Gus May 2, 2006
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by Ljdubs June 16, 2019
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3. Dominating
4. Foot long penis
5. Eats ass
6. God, to be worshipped
by Sexxx.46 October 10, 2019
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