ZLOMG 

Way out there when laughing. A uncontrollable type of laughter that is so crazy. SOMEONE DOING CRAZY THINGS+HARD LAUGHTER=ZLOMG. When people do things that are way out of the normal and you laugh about it.

I was looking at her and she had the twizzlers up her nose and I was like ZLOMG.

I was sitting at my Keyboard ZLOMGing because my roommate grabbed a tomato out of the fridge and smashed it on his head while being intoxicated.

ZLOMG by Drumbum54321 April 15, 2010

zomgie 

A zombie that lives on the internet. It follows and attacks casual internet users so that they become lifeless zomgies that spend all their time on the internet, computers, or whatever else people with no lives do.

If you are to ever come in contact with a zomgie, shooting them in the head will not prevent them from pwning you at full force, you must hide and wait till their internets cut out, till they get bored, or you must try and pwn them (of course if you wait the many days for their internets to run out or you bother pwning them then you're already in the first stages of zomgism).

Most zomgies use words such as zomg or stuff your brain hasn't learned yet because yours have not been consumed by a zomgie, and if you have, good for you.

DividedBy0: zomg, I'm a zomgie now.
NoobUser: I see, how's that working out for-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
LOLCATS42: *eats NoobUser's eBrains* Don't worry mam, I'm from the internet.

zomgie by FromTheInternet July 4, 2008

zomg 

zOMG is a varient of the all-too-popular acronym "OMG", meaning "Oh My God".

The "z" was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type "OMG"

Also used in all-caps, 'ZOMG' is generally used in a sarcastic manner, more often than not a humiliating fasion. It is also used as a device for stating the obvious.

"zOMG! you r teh winz!!one!!eleven!"

zomg by ectweak August 31, 2005

zomgwtfbbq

Used to express extreme and over exaggerated emotion; mostly for comic or ironic effect.

Zomgwtfbbq, that movie was so awesome!

Zomgwtfbbq, I told you not to sleep with my grandma!

I totally zomgwtfbbqed when I ate that burger.

zomgwtfbbq by McSpankenstein July 25, 2010

ZOMGBBQPIZZA 

A pizza often containing toppings such as ZOMG and BBQ and some times WTF.

Created by the weak scripters or Scr1pt0rz of habbo hotel the lamest game to hit the net with lame lvls reaching over nine thousand. The term was often blurted upon entering a hacked room.

1. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGBBQPIZZA, my r00m 1s h4x0rd !"
or more common
2. Person: *enters room* "ZOMGWTFBBQPIZZA, my r00mz is hax !"

ZOMGBBQPIZZA by lolololzolo April 3, 2008

ZOMGPWNSAUCE 

zomg + pwn + sauce. It is a dish. You eat it if you get pwned. It's pwnsauce. You serve it if you pwn. Best when served at room temperature with a side of ROFLWAFFLES.

Me: Yea you like that zomgpwnsauce?!
You : wtf?
Me: STFU AND EAT UR ZOMGPWNSAUCE! YEEEEEEA

ZOMGPWNSAUCE by hingerdinger September 11, 2006

zomgwtfbbq

1.The combination of zomg/omg,wtf and bbq.
2. Used to express exaggerated emotions like joy, pain, pleasure, confusion, anger, etc..
3. Commonly mixed up to show mixed emotions.

Guy 1: i kiLLeD jOO foo!! haha!!11

Guy 2: ZOMGWTFBBQ!!!11 AMAZING. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!111eleven

zomgwtfbbq by Cybit May 13, 2006