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Zijing

Zijing, a Chinese female name meaning quiet and peaceful but is secretly a time bomb inside. Sweet and innocent on the outside with a explosive little girl on the inside. The food comes with the bad of course, while a Zijing is a crazed jealous girl she is also a sex crazed Dynamo with a sexual abundance that will make any man almost completely forget her short comings. She's off the charts intelligent with the driving ability of Stevie Wonder meets Ray Charles meets Betty White. You will find yourself powerless against her apology and always welcome her back knowing that some hot ass is soon to follow.
Did you hear that he married a Zijing? Yeah, he's fucked.
by I guy who bangs Zijing January 20, 2017
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zaming

To make a blog entry or post that is simultaneously mysterious and utterly mundane. It must be both melodramatic and vague, even though it's probably about something totally simple, such as a girl finding herself attracted to a boy.

It should also be availible to the widest possible audience, in the hope that someone will give a flying fuck.
Oh, woe is me, for I find myself in a terrible situation. You can never know what it means, what it meant, to be there on that day.

I miss you so much.
by Bionic Sheep July 24, 2005
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Ziring

The unusually hairy testicles of a ram during mating season.
This afternoon I went to the zoo, and saw a rams ziring's.
by VP-ISA February 6, 2010
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ziiing

ziiing.com. The extra i means extra ziing! Extra comedy! Extra attitude! TO THE MAX!1
Statcat: ROLF YOU'RE A DOG ROOFLES!!~~

Person: "ZIIING!"
by Haze March 23, 2004
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Zoming

Zoming: Zombified zoning on a miscellaneous task
Alexisse says:
I'm just kind of zoming and editing some pics
by Czilver88 April 8, 2009
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ziiing

Glorious dictatorship, involving ninjas, and kittens.


www.ziiing.com
Ahh we have a ziiing upon us.
by John March 23, 2004
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Zimming

Pretending to be a great lover when in fact you're really a pathetic self-abuser that took his cousin to the Prom.
After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.

You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
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