Zeezus

a kid who thinks Kanye West is the center of the universe. He was born with a microchip inserted into his frontal cortex which stores data on every new meme, trending topic and hot new rap song that comes out. He has ancestry from reptilian space warlords known only as the annunaki, and his extreme talent for shape-shifting has been attributed to his severe autism, which can cause entire galaxies to collide..other talents include time travelling, running faster than the speed of light, destroying planets and bypassing the 9th dimension.

Zeezus is 2nd only to csw621 when it comes telepathical madness.

by mandingo simmons January 6, 2019

ZEELAND

A SMALL TOWN (NEARBY HOLLAND) WHERE NOTHING EVER HAPPENS EXCEPT FOR GETTING HARASSED FOR NOT BEING WHITE ENOUGH. ALSO KNOWN AS "CHURCH-TOWN"

I HATE TRAVELING THRU ZZEELAND TO GET TO GRAND RAPIDS

by COLORBLIND October 18, 2008

Zeel

Somebody/ something/ everything being zeel.
Zeel is the ultimate status attainable by anything.

1. Oh ya Zeel
2. No balls of steel
3. bandwagon wheel
4. rolling down the failhill
5. orange peel
6. Feel the zeel!
7. Take a Zeel Pill, dude!

by Ngrmancer March 21, 2010

Zeeling

A short term version for a ZLing or a Zergling in reference to the miniature doglike character from Blizzard-Starcraft

Hey man, I just got rushed by a bunch of Zeeling.

by Zyzien April 11, 2015

zeelan

the name of a middle eastern bad bitch

yooo! have you seen zeelan?

by iheartdilfs420 November 23, 2021

new zeely

a New Zealander not a pair of shoes.

Oi Cunt, you got yourself a new zeely here?

by rockbandfreak September 17, 2017

zeel

Vandalism of one's own property

That zeel on the water tower is the work of the city officials.

by i'll_feel_your_zeel January 13, 2008