by ZVoltage December 13, 2020
Get the ZVoltage mug.Brandon Fontaine, the creature commonly known as Zoltar. Some doubt his existence is real because of how much of a complete piece of shit he is. But yet his bullshit clearly effects those around him, leaving them wondering if this is reality. He is a textbook narcissist and completely delusional, but delusional would give him too much credit, because he is well aware the shit that comes out of his mouth is bullshit. His disgusting lifestyle makes gollum look civilized. Should you ever encounter this creature, beware, for such a great intelligent successful person, he will con you into rides and anything else with no care of inconveniencing anyone. But should you encounter it, make sure to ask him how he killed 40 people for the Irish mob. I promise you, you will either piss yourself laughing or lose faith that this is reality. I would rather go thru the rest of my life in government level white torcher than ever listen to his voice again.
by leviathan9x May 18, 2019
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The Zoltron is the most bad ass of the bad asses, dont fuck with him, cause he might shit in your mouth, eat your balls and fuck your children!
by UltimateManduder October 23, 2011
Get the The Zoltron mug.A completely fictional unit of energy used by Electricians to confuse other trades, Managers and customers.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.
Generally used to mess with the minds of apprentices or a get out jail fee card on electrical projects when no cunt can work out the problem or fault.
‘Im having trouble getting the power back on because of the Zoltan effect’.
‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.
Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’
‘I can’t put a powerpoint there because of Zoltan factor’.
Electrician- ‘go grab the Zoltan meter for me’.
Apprentice- ‘which one is that?’
Electrician- ‘the one for testing Zoltans you idiot. Don’t come back without it.’
by Zoltan Technician November 30, 2017
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Person 2: No i am sure we will see him again in national treasure 3.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Zolt.
Person 2: No i am sure we will see him again in national treasure 3.
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Zolt.
by Bonerflight69 January 11, 2013
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