A Zamboni is a person (typically male of Canadian decent) that snorts cocaine in a bathroom and slurps up drinks that spill.
This is
not to be confused with the Zamboni verb when someone says they’re, “going to zamboni that.”
A true Zamboni has
developed such a savage addiction that it leads them to consume copious amounts of cocaine in the bathroom, which then leads to the
inevitable need to slurp liquor off a table in-front of their boss.