Zakking it

When a man is wrapped up in blankets, nude mind you, and a woman flaps around the room squawking like a bird, with peanut butter, jelly, and bread crumbs in her mouth, and goes over and spits it into the man's mouth, as he masturbates. (Much like a mother and baby bird role play)

Zakk Ayers had a fun time zakking it with Myrtle the other weekend!

by Charcharbinks February 10, 2013

zackingoff

(V) Term used for masturbation while wearing a magnum condom

Did you hear how loud Zack was in the shower when he was zackingoff?

by noenns January 5, 2010

Zacking off

When your suppose to be working but your too busy doing an activty besides work in the bathroom, such as sleeping.

Hey man where the fuck did that fat fuck go? OH he is just zacking off in the bathroom again!

by AceAssGrinder69 October 8, 2017

Zacking

used as an adjective
Zacking is a word that shouldn't be used or a zack will punch you...hard.

"Dude, u suck at Halo!"
"Quit Zacking around and start getting some kills."

by kay-oss December 24, 2007

Zacking

A combination of Zack and King into one word.

Created by the infamous J-Money

Go Zacking

by J-Moneyyyyyy March 4, 2011

Zaming

When you find something politically exciting or interesting.

Wow, did you hear about the newly elected council member?
Yeah, it's totally zaming.

by Solana121 October 8, 2009

Zanking

The act of a penis being caught in a trouser zip whilst masturbating.

Jimmy had to put it away in a hurry and got caught zanking.

by Cook371 September 17, 2014