zoid

(Zoid)
1.The slang term for "white person", derived from the word "Caucasoid".

2.A derogatory term used to describe a know it all/uppity (white) person, usually a racist (white).

The zoids would like to humanity owes them something.

by SomedudeinJeans March 13, 2008

zoided

after studying for countless hours for college finals. your brain has turned to a humus like substance. and all motor functions are noticably impared.

after looking over 15 chapters of accounting and not comprehending any of it we drank beer and realized that you must always debit cash.

by donovan gravlee December 13, 2004

zoid

Another slang word commonly used to refer to a female, can be an individual or a group.

1) Check out that pack of zoids over there
2) That is a pretty nice zoid

by bukkake fashions February 24, 2009

Zoid

One who is of low interlect.

I couldn't believe how much of a Zoid he was.

by Dr Ploppy July 2, 2003

Zoid

a cigarette, typically a Camel Wide due to it's size

Hey, can I get a zoid?

Dude, I am zoidless.

by Destado1 February 28, 2010

zoid

A Warforged wizard/fighter/rogue in the Dungeons and Dragons campaign realm of Eberron. Zoid can be found on the Sarlona server in Dungeons and Dragons Online.

"Zoid prepared to cast magic missle into the darkness."

by Darcy Klyne May 11, 2008

Freaky Zoid

Just another word for a crazy hoochie mama.

A Freaky Zoid is a person in a lttle black dress, and heels, they will probably be going to a party.

by themightygobstoppertotherescue October 30, 2010