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zipper blues

A depressed feeling one gets from constantly having to move around or not being able to stay in one place. Comes from having to always zip up ones jacket because they always have to leave. Depression caused by successive movement and not being able to settle in one place. Frustration caused by constant mobility and inability to maintain a residence.
Amy's fifth move in one year caused her to experience zipper blues.
by Monday May 25, 2006
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zipper-ched

noun. A chedder (a mojado who dresses up in country western outfits and drives big trucks) who is half chedder and half Asian, i.e. half zipperhead.
Joe was dating a zipper-ched.
by Paul Rael January 11, 2011
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Zipper Rich

An amount of wealth unknown to all of humanity, except one.

Synonyms: Jwonder Rich
This guy blackzipper carries the national debt in his wallet, he's so Zipper Rich.
by Blamo2000 July 20, 2009
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zipper sparking

Zipper sparking refers to the act of dry humping while clothed.

Like dry humping it is the process of two people repeatedly rubbing their crotches on each other while fully clothed. Often achieving an orgasm.
"Oh man John wanted to zipper spark with susie so bad behind the bleachers at the Junior High School"
by JrMint September 27, 2004
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Zipper Erection

When the zipper tab on your shirt, sweatshirt, pants, etc sticks straight out as if sexually aroused
Chris has such a huge zipper erection right now.
by HOLY CRAP I NEED A NAME September 24, 2016
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zipper club

An exclusive group of people who have gone through open heart surgery leaving them with a scar like a zipper on their chest.
Lily: I recovered from open heart surgery awhile ago. Left me with a cool scar.

Dayna: Guess you're part of the zipper club now!
by Queen Elsa March 16, 2014
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zipper sausage

Candi sure likes the taste of zipper sausage.
by T UNIT123 March 25, 2010
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