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Zaid

An arab boy who is tall, buff, and plays football. He wants to be a true gud gud asian. Be sure to not put apple juice and rice on his homework, he will be left scraping it off in math class. He googles his teachers on mylife.com . And at the moment he is probably thinking about emily. Not to mention he loses calculators
Do you want a Zaid to use a calculator?
by naman james May 31, 2019
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Zaid

Zaid is he who has the ability to handle 5 girls at once and he is a sexy mofo. King of Milfs.He gets all the ladies. Also Known as the King of sex god of all gods.
Man's A Zaid.
by Zaid / Zayd December 8, 2017
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ZAIDS

ZAIDS, also known as zombie AIDS. You're most likely to get zombie AIDS during the zombie apocalypse. Some zombies carry this rare disease, and with one bite, it will infect your blood. First, you'll start feeling ill, maybe a little sick. You might get really tired, and pale. You'll have between 10 and 20 hours before you die a slow and painful death. Then, after you die, you will become a zombie, like when people normally get bitten by a zombie. The only difference is, you will have ZAIDS. And zombies with ZAIDS are much more powerful than zombies without them, their bite is more deadly, and it transforms humans into zombies a lot quicker. So, good luck during the apocalypse.
1st guy: Hey dude, this weird zombie bit me, and now I feel ill.

2nd guy: OMG YOU GOT ZAIDS!
by IkazXgem September 18, 2010
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ZAIDS

A type of modern day spreading disease in which, when the victims are infected become what are commonly known as 'emos' or 'scene kids'.

There are many symptons, but the most primary are;
-Long hair, but with a fringe.
-Intense annoyance
-Using the phrase 'suck out'
-A wacked out taste in fasion, often trying to touch into the 80s to try be 'cool'.
-Unhealthy obesession with 'myspace'.
-Taste of 'emo' music.

The origins of the term are unknown, but is widely used by the 'non scene', especially 'metalheads'.
1. Oh no! He's caught the Zaids!
2. 'Llow that shit bruv, all those gashes got Zaids bruv'.
by Dr.Manapaletoon April 24, 2007
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Zaid

Zaid is an awesome guy, who usually has a great personality. He is great with dutch chicks and is a person who you would like to be best friends with. If you meet a Zaid, don't miss your chance.
Random girl: Who is that guy
Dutch chick: oh that's Zaid, I would definitly like to get myself on that guy.
by Myp3 told you August 10, 2018
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zaid

alpha of the alphas. he could take ur bitch.
niggas scared to run his fade.
zaid is a alpha
by 160 November 23, 2021
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Zaid

Zaid is the kind of guy who is reliable, smart, dark humoured and FUNNY. He may seem quiet and harmless but can be very dangerous…while tickled. He can be a cute bean in one moment and just straight up 👀❤️ 🔥🥵 the next. Zaid also tends to heavily share quality with a potato. Beware ;).
Zaid is the best person I know and I want to be around him always.
Zaid is someone I never want to upset.
by M tomato February 12, 2022
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