youtopia

(n.) - a name for an ideal community or society that meets all of your needs and desires.

If I was king of the world, I'd set up a youtopia, stuff it with everything I want and call it my own.

by PRwiz101 October 21, 2010

fuck you too!

a severe mortal blow to a retreating opponent. used in the final stages of an argument and is the best and only known counter to hey fuck you! this comeback verbally destroys the opposition and gives your opponent the option to walk away or waive that option by declaring a physical war and opening with a shove.

Todd: hey, fuck you! Eddie: fuck you too! .... (brief silence and Todd walks away) yeah, that's what I thought. pussy!

by Pimp in the Box February 18, 2009

Youpooping

Watching YouTube on your laptop while taking a massive crap.

Ben: "You sure were takin a shit for a while!"

Alex: "Yeah, sorry, I was youpooping"

by Titmonger October 16, 2008

Youtoobin

When you're caught touching yourself on a zoom call.

Jeffrey was caught youtoobin on a zoom call.

by HomerEyes October 20, 2020

YouTorial

A do-it-yourself instructional video streamed from the popular website YouTube. This can include anything from changing the brakes on your car, to curling your hair, to how to properly sharpen a pencil.

Woman: how am I supposed to watch Say Yes to the Dress if you won't hook up the TV?

Man: I just have two more YouTorials to watch; one on wiring TV's and one on burning out my own eyes with acid.

by Isuds May 4, 2012

Involuntary "you too"

Accidently responding to somone with "you too" at an unnecessary time, most oftenly used at a movie theater.

Movie theater attendant: "You're gonna be in theater 6, 3rd one to the right. Enjoy the show!"

Movie attender: "Thanks, you too!"

*awkward...walk away quickly, you've just used an involuntary "you too"*

by cleverdahling June 14, 2009

younoob

Noun- Someone who is new to Youtube. Commonly will post bad videos and watch videos on the website and be late for work or stay up too late. Generally these people have no sense of time when watching videos as well.

My friend was watching The Best of The Office on Youtube and was late to work. What a younoob.

by Cheterism January 1, 2009