A do-it-yourself instructional video streamed from the popular website YouTube. This can include anything from changing the brakes on your car, to curling your hair, to how to properly sharpen a pencil.
Woman: how am I supposed to watch Say Yes to the Dress if you won't hook up the TV?
Man: I just have two more YouTorials to watch; one on wiring TV's and one on burning out my own eyes with acid.
What you claim to create anywhere you go, due to your sparkling personality or whatever exceptional personal quality you profess to possess.
Mr. Dithers boastingly claims to have created a total "youtopia" for Dagwood at his workplace ("Bumstead, you couldn't ask for a better boss than me!"), but said assertions are definitely a matter of opinion as far as Dagwood is concerned --- "Yeah, I indeed COULDN'T ask for a better boss, 'cuz he'd FIRE ME if I did!"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."