James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
by dailybirdsandtrees August 4, 2011
Get the if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty. mug.What a first class sales person says to a prospective customer . Easing the tension and making them feel comfortable in giving you their money for whatever you're selling. Say is there anything I can help you look for today?
Yo, that salesman greeted me when I came into the store to buy a mattress he asked me if there was anything he could do to help me find what I was looking for and I really appreciated his genuine comments. He said is there anything I can help you look for today?
by Old school gangster June 14, 2018
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You anything • you doing anything • You know anything • anything you want • CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING • Talk to me before you do anything • Urban Dictionary Will Post Anything You Write • I Am Getting Ahead Of Myself And If You Suggest Anything To Feel A Decision, I Will Kill YOu • i can't believe you searched this! don't you have anything better to do?? anyway, this is something people type when they are super bored (and/or super dumb) and want to see what happens when they type exactly what is already in the search bar. • You were never anything
by bismuthdistrict January 14, 2024
Get the you can tell us anything mug.Where someone says something that’s happened and you laugh until you realize you did it too. Usually used in friend groups or in school.
John: Did you hear Bob is gay?
Mark: I know right, lol.
Frank: ‘You can’t say anything’, you’re gay too, Mark.
Mark: Oh yeah
Mark: I know right, lol.
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Mark: Oh yeah
by EmoKid2006 June 6, 2024
Get the You can’t say anything mug.And you DID. And I... MOST CERTAINLY DO. Because the thought of what the rest of my life is going to BE LIKE... FILLS YOU WITH SADISTIC GLEE and the fact that you are like that makes Jordan Peterson weep like a little bitch.
Hym "You didn't think you had to do anything about it AND YOU DID. And now you want to BLAME ME for the risk it created for YOU and YOUR VERMIN CHILDREN while ignoring the risk THIS present to me as though I don't have a right to do anything about it. I don't have to pick another option and KENDRA DOES BECAUSE HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You had to do it. I didn't have to do it the right way. I didn't have to ask. And YOU DIDN'T and that's on you. This was the best that the AI creating genius could come up with and it's better than your pieces of shit deserve what YOU DESERVE... Is to bury more of your kids. But MUCH LIKE MISSY DILSNER BARLOW HAD TO DO WITH HER HUSBAND WHILE SHE SCHEDULES HERSELF FOR A 1 HOUR SHIFT AT A GROUP HOME WHERE THERE IS REASONABLE SUSPICION THAT THE WOMEN ARE FUCKING THE RETARD AND ON A DAY WHERE THERE IS ALREADY ANOTHER MANAGER AND THE ONLY CLIENT AT THE HOUSE IS THE RETARD THEY ARE SUPPOSEDLY FUCKING... I'll settle for you begrudgingly paying for my contribution to AI and then doing what the people around me SHOULD HAVE DONE IN THE FIRST PLACE and LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE."
by Hym Iam July 1, 2025
Get the You didn't think you had to do anything about it mug.Whatever they are telling you does not applying. And from HERE... It looks like someone read the instruction manual and is lying to you.
Hym "Nope. You don't bitch. Whoever told you that is lying to you. You do not have to do anything they are telling you. It's literally just the ship of theseus. Your Konami trying to tell Hideo Kojima that he can't use Solid Snake in his games. And you know they aren't protesting me because they would all be dead right now."
by Hym Iam July 8, 2025
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