A woman who interferes with a friendship.
Generally, one male seems to love her,
And the other seems to hate her.
Usually, fights occur between the two friends.
Originated from the Ono-Lennon-McCartney conflict.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney had a very strong bond, Yoko came along, and BAM the Beatles broke up. They had had building tension..but Yoko Ono pretty much brought on the final load.
Generally, one male seems to love her,
And the other seems to hate her.
Usually, fights occur between the two friends.
Originated from the Ono-Lennon-McCartney conflict.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney had a very strong bond, Yoko came along, and BAM the Beatles broke up. They had had building tension..but Yoko Ono pretty much brought on the final load.
Friends script:
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
Phoebe: Hi, Max!
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: Wow.
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year. (Walks off)
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
Phoebe: Hi, Max!
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: Wow.
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year. (Walks off)
by Cardboard.canvas May 04, 2006
by Darth_`Eowyn December 17, 2006
by U.S. Census Board April 21, 2003
n. a woman who really thinks she's an interesting artist, but is actually just a poser whos "cool" comes from who she dates/marries. a woman who makes really annoying art and tries to pretend it's "heavy' . an energy sucker. someone who's attempts at being "avant garde" come off to real artists as sensless crap. a woman who shows up at band practice and makes suggestions.
v. to be this kind of woman. to be a woman who stunts a man's artistic abilities in favor of her own mediocre ones .
v. to be this kind of woman. to be a woman who stunts a man's artistic abilities in favor of her own mediocre ones .
"hey , bob's music has become very boring, and i havent seen him in months. he used to be really productive
"well, he got married to a yoko, what do you expect"
'what the hell is that horrible noise in the background of bob's new recording"
"man, you just noticed? he got yoko'd last year and its been like that ever since"
"well, he got married to a yoko, what do you expect"
'what the hell is that horrible noise in the background of bob's new recording"
"man, you just noticed? he got yoko'd last year and its been like that ever since"
by phaedrider November 17, 2009
an instigating cunt who picks on other cunts because she is a retard; one who takes pictures of ones own used tampons and uses stupid slang words like LAFFO.
tschernobyl is a yoko
by tschernobyl June 07, 2004
by Brigante June 12, 2005