yoko

A woman who interferes with a friendship.
Generally, one male seems to love her,
And the other seems to hate her.
Usually, fights occur between the two friends.
Originated from the Ono-Lennon-McCartney conflict.
John Lennon and Paul McCartney had a very strong bond, Yoko came along, and BAM the Beatles broke up. They had had building tension..but Yoko Ono pretty much brought on the final load.

Friends script:
(David is feeding Phoebe popcorn. Max walks up)
Phoebe: Hi, Max!
Max: Yoko. (To David) I've decided to go to Minsk without you.
David: Wow.
Max: It won't be the same- but it'll still be Minsk. Happy New Year. (Walks off)

by Cardboard.canvas May 26, 2006

yoko

A person (usually female) who breaks up a group of friends or a good relationship with a person.

Jesse: Have you seen Andrew?
Cody: He's with that Yoko, April.
Jenny: Bitter, yet true, Cody.

by Darth_`Eowyn December 18, 2006

yoko

A type of German facist stripper.

"You guys coming out to see that Yoko dance tonight?"

by U.S. Census Board April 20, 2003

yoko

n. a woman who really thinks she's an interesting artist, but is actually just a poser whos "cool" comes from who she dates/marries. a woman who makes really annoying art and tries to pretend it's "heavy' . an energy sucker. someone who's attempts at being "avant garde" come off to real artists as sensless crap. a woman who shows up at band practice and makes suggestions.

v. to be this kind of woman. to be a woman who stunts a man's artistic abilities in favor of her own mediocre ones .

"hey , bob's music has become very boring, and i havent seen him in months. he used to be really productive

"well, he got married to a yoko, what do you expect"

'what the hell is that horrible noise in the background of bob's new recording"

"man, you just noticed? he got yoko'd last year and its been like that ever since"

by phaedrider November 16, 2009

yoko

an instigating cunt who picks on other cunts because she is a retard; one who takes pictures of ones own used tampons and uses stupid slang words like LAFFO.

tschernobyl is a yoko

by tschernobyl June 7, 2004

yoko

Scheming nip who eminates malice from every pore.

Paul McCartney spoke of his fondness to attack Yoko with a claw hammer.

by Brigante June 26, 2005

Yoko Ono

A person that is loved so much, one would give up anything to be with them, as sang about in the Barenaked Ladies' first hit, "Be My Yoko Ono"

"...I would gladly give up musical genius,
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
You can be my Yoko Ono,
You can follow me wherever I go,
Be my (be my) Be my (be my) Be my Yoko One, Ohhh-Oh."

by Pork King December 18, 2005