yogurt gun

See also: penis

Please holster your yogurt gun while in public.

by thewangman January 20, 2009

yogurt slinger

Yet another slang term for the penis. This is due to the
similarity in the consistency of semen and yogurt.

Peter North has a fucking awesome yogurt slinger!

by Gnomercy September 19, 2006

Yogurt Night

n. A special night where you and your partner romantically eat yogurt together. Can become extremely difficult if talking bees get in the way.

Vanessa: Listen you better go because we’re really busy working.
Kenny: But it’s our yogurt night!
Vanessa: Awwww, buh-bye!
Kenny: Why is yogurt night so DIFFICULT?!

by zl_CHANNERZ_lz April 12, 2021

yogurt male

ian

ian is such a yogurt male

by phil hates ian September 29, 2021

waxing the yogurt maker

Yet another term for floggin' yer log, spankin' the monkey, ad infinitum...

He claimed he got caught up in looking for a book, but you could tell by his cramped right hand and wobbly knees that he'd been waxing the yogurt maker instead.

by Bejay Hyker March 29, 2004

Yogurt Hose

A length of man-meat in the process of emitting baby-batter.

Holy shit, she got in front of the yogurt hose, and now her face looks like a glazed donut!

by El Borrachisto July 29, 2009

throwing yogurt

ejaculating, especially from masturbation. (from the resemblance of semen to yogurt and the up and down motion of the hand causing it to seem as if the yogurt has been thrown instead of ejaculated)

I always throw yogurt before a hot date to take the edge off.

by yogemaster April 15, 2005