The act of stroking, rubbing, or vigorously beating your groin sausage after being "triggered" from a blonde girl.
Hey matt i just did leg press but im gonna have to go pull a yerkey after staring at that blondes ass.
by Dr. Nitraflex January 19, 2017
Get the Yerkey mug.The process of violently thrashing a fooseball table about in an attempt to either kill your opponents or get a goal.
The table was yorked ferociously, simultaneously crushing my foot and allowing a goal for the other team.
by Duckman December 15, 2004
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Get the yarked mug.1. Don't get yeeked out there on the field tonight bro.
2. Your pelvis will get yeeked by that fat bitch.
2. Your pelvis will get yeeked by that fat bitch.
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Get the yeeked mug.The act of stroking, rubbing, or vigorously beating your groin sausage after being "triggered" from a blonde girl.
Hey matt i just did leg press but im gonna have to go pull a yerkey after staring at that blondes ass.
by Dr. Nitraflex January 19, 2017
Get the Yerkey mug.The process by which work related frustrations are taken out on a poor, defenseless fooseball table and those nearby.
After such a horrendous call, he decided that the fooseball table needed to be yorked but good. Time to consider buying a new table.......
by Duckman December 30, 2004
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