by PoopieBoy December 12, 2017
Get the yannis mug.A young male who will give up countless hours of his time listening to the problems of his very attractive female friends because they need someone to talk to about their apathetic, Baywatch jock of a boyfriend because no one else will listen or genuinely care. Although always surrounded by beautiful girls the nice guy can’t get a girlfriend or even facilitate the alleviation of certain “drives” because his “ordinary” physical appearance will forever be compared to the Baywatch beach bum’s. The nice guy would never capitalize on a vulnerable girl, objectify or cheat on a girl, he will go out of his way and bend over backwards to help his “friends” and will never ask for anything in return but no matter how intelligent, understanding, humorous, compassionate, trusting or loyal the nice guy is the female cohort will always pass him up and endure any length of abuse, objectification, apathy and cold-heartedness from a man if he has physical attractiveness, fashion, big muscles and chiseled facial features.
The nice guy, yanniss, will eventually realize that his dependability and empathy will never be appreciated and all his friendships with females are all one-sided. This coupled with years of watching girls go for tanned, muscular jerk-offs with nice cars while he desperately hopes someone will realize that how viable he actually is will spawn and incubate the nice guy’s insecurities and he will eventually abandon his views, dumb-down his speech, take-up weight-lifting and switch majors from cancer research with a minor in theoretical physics to playground management so he can devote his time to emulating Baywatch characters and football players so that he will one day be viewed as more than a “nice guy.”
The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy
The nice guy will eventually work up the courage to ask out his attractive female friend but will invariably be turned down because she’s so self-centered that she’d never actually had a smidgeon of compassion for the nice guy’s feelings or even realized that he’s interested in girls. After rejecting the nice guy
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stupid monkey stole a burning aluminium foil for a laptop which fucking runs 2 fps on a YOUTUBE VIDEO. IT STUTTERS ON THE INTERNET TF??? anyway this nigga is only good for breezily bridges. his tinfoil macbook can only run MINESWEEPER with temps OVER 90 DEGREESE MY GUY. RECYCLE MY ASS BRUH THAT SHIT MADE OUT OF SCRAP METAL "quality build lol". anyways macbook sucks and he sucks tim cooks dick for free products and he lives in an ecosystem cause hes a primal ape.
yanush: YOO I GOT A MACBOOK
me: that shit can snap like pringles hollyyy no internet lol go back to being monkey
yanush: cries
me: that shit can snap like pringles hollyyy no internet lol go back to being monkey
yanush: cries
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Get the yanus mug.A yannisa is a person. She knows who I am. I never heard of someone with her name before. She is very violent. She likes playing games with guys who’s name starts with g and ends in l. She is annoying too. She has long hair tho. She can fool teachers to think she is nice - but don’t be confused - she is EVIL. anyway I hope u don’t regret searching this. Also she likes saying I love u to ppl. Here some emojis for reading this. 😘😍😍🥰🥳🦄🦄🐛🪱🦋🌴🌴🌳🍄🌺🌼🪨🌷☁️🌈🌈🍒🥕🍇🧄🥭🥕🧄🍠🍑
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